Site scrapers get a taste of Mr Chorizo

What’s beef? Beef is when you need two gats to go to sleep. Beef is when you make your enemies start your Jeep. And, as The Notorious B.I.G.

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Well looky here, a Liebster!

Hey, well, it looks like The Chorizo Chronicles has been nominated for a Liebster award by Amanda from Manders Abroad. Thanks Amanda! I’m honored that anybody reads this

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Gastro-this and hipster-that: lost in the new Madrid

Time flies. It seems like just yesterday I got off that plane at Barajas and started my new life in Madrid. And if not yesterday, then last week. But it

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The Saga Continues: 2014 Year-End Roundup

Well, it’s been a pretty crazy year here at the world headquarters of all things chorizo. For one thing, the world headquarters has moved! Yes, I started out

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Ten Years of Spanish Life: Oh God Why?

Tomorrow, 21 October 2014, marks ten years since I arrived in Spain. Besides the obvious questions this raises – Where exactly did my life go? Why am I

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Week One of Madrid’s Ebola Zombie Apocalypse: A Recap of the Most Important News

It’s been a quiet week in Madrid, my home town, out there on the meseta… The zombies are taking over what was once a beautiful city, but most people

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As Ebola Virus Spreads, Madrid Prepares for the Zombie Apocalypse

The ebola virus has spread to Spain. Here’s an update… We all remember back in August when Miguel Pajares, a Spanish missionary, was brought from Africa to die in

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RIP Uncle Emilio (Don’t You Get Any Ideas, Buffett!)

Some people are rabid Steve Jobs fanboys. Some people fantasize about rubbing Ronaldo’s abs or sitting in a hot tub with Iker Casillas. But I, your gracious host–always a

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Top 6 Reasons Why You Should Give Me Money

Teaching English is, of course, a seasonal enterprise. In January, everybody in Spain decides that this will be the year. The year they finally become bilingual (and ideally

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GR Footpaths in Spain: Walking Tours of the Iberian Peninsula

Here’s some info about the GR footpaths in Spain. I’m a big walker, so any time I’m out and about and I see the characteristic yellow arrow for

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