Disney really needs to get with the program
I personally won’t rest until Disney makes a film revolving around the platonic love story between a gay obese bald one-legged gypsy prince and a toothless bipolar lesbian warthog princess.
Disney needs to get over its anachronistic ableist sizist heterosexist non-gypsyist toothist capillarist speciesist mentally-stablist agenda, now!
It’s the 21st century, people!
P.S. Of course, princes and princesses are still cool. Although we’re all the ultra-class-conscious 99% now.